drop it like it’s hot

i love looking at pictures of animals on the internet.

they’re entertaining, they’re heartwarming, they’re cute, especially their facial expressions or poses, and they make me smile.

whenever i see an image that speaks to me, i’m reminded of the photo below wherein someone made a meme saying these alpacas look like they’re about to drop the hottest rap album of 2019.

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the meme never gets old,  i even updated the year.

my pets wanted in on the fun – it’s true – so i created memes for them based on their personality and the album cover or book they’d release.

cosmo

his album would definitely be called how to get away with murder.

i know we’re not supposed to have favorites, but he is my favorite cat.

he can do no wrong and even when he does, he’s never to blame. i’m his annalise keating and he can get away with murder.

if cosmo starts a fight, i’ll tell the other cat to stop it.

if cosmo is somewhere he shouldn’t be, i will pretend not to see him.

if cosmo is blocking a door entrance, everyone has to walk around him.

the world revolves around cosmo.

caleb

his album would be called hypnotize. he’s my crazy cat and i love his whacky personality, but dude has a staring problem.

he stares at the wall, people, outside and at the dog. holly hates it and will get up as if to say you want some of this?

i have to remind him not to stare at her but he can’t help himself.

he acts as if he sees something we cannot and then gets the zoomies and runs around like a maniac.

blaise

she’s my gangsta cat and doesn’t take mess from anyone but me.

she will hiss or fight any cat or human, definitely, the alpha and all the animals yield to her.

if she released an album or CD, i can only imagine it being a rap album.

gold chains and pimped-out cat trees.

she’s gangsta.

holly

holly is the only one not releasing an album, but she’s the star of a movie.

her face is so expressive, i put words to the looks she gives me.

from her head tilt to looking at me over glasses, she looks like she’s always asking me a question.

and she kind of looks like hitchcock, no?

what about your pet? what’s the name of the album or book your pet(s) would release based on their personality? let me know in the comment section below.

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