i was going to publish a live reading of this post in stand-up comedy format, but after several attempts and still not liking the sound of my voice, i nixed the idea and traded my microphone in for a keyboard. i hope it reads like stand-up comedy. so, please, sit back and pretend i’m on …
ever look at someone and wonder how they got that particular job? a job that’s not exactly advertised in the paper, but somehow they got word of it and get paid to do it. i’m sure some of my co-workers wonder the same thing about me, but this isn’t about me, it’s about vanna white, …
i am almost afraid to do the math, but i know i cost a lot of money to maintain and i just can’t afford me anymore. woman have to look good, smell good and dress nice. this cost money, who is going to help pay for this? i’m sure someone (besides you or me) is …
